Disgusting Little Beasts

Sid's Puke

If I could bottle baby puke, and people would buy it, I would seriously be a millionaire! It seems that our little precious beasts are constantly spitting up and creating more disgusting liquid than actually goes down their stomachs. I'm sick of their spitting, drooling, puking, crapping, peeing, and crusty face/hair/nose/ear/____.

So I'm just whining because I'm tired and sick of cleaning up after the constant excretion of bodily fluid. If these turds weren't our little girls, it would be the most disgusting thing in the world. I'm surprised that guy from TLC Mike Rowe doesn't make this one of the Dirty Jobs episodes.

I used to call the girls Disgusting Little Beasts at the hospital...and I think the other parents around thought I was crazy. I'm not...these little monkeys are so gross that they would fling poop at me if they could.

I'm off to try and get some sleep!!!