If you ever want to see me blow my top and go absolutely berserk, do the following:
Now that we have the little monkeys to tote around all the time, I get super ticked off when I have to go around a car that is sitting in the crosswalk, when pedestrians have the right to cross. A few weeks ago, Jami and I were walking down Michigan Ave and some complete moron is sitting in the cross walk as people are trying to get across the street. I'm going around this guy, and of course I start barking at him cause I have to steer the stroller between people and other cars. Then I see he is on his cell phone, and I start just yelling at him. If you didn't know, it is illegal to use your cell phone without a handsfree device in Chicago. The dude flicks me off, and then I'm just friggin' irate and I swear I was angry enough to pull him out of his car and kick the crap out of him. Jami tried to calm me down, but people were staring at this little altercation, and I was just going nuts! One of these days, you are going to see a little article on page 25 of the Tribune that says: "Psycho Asian Man Arrested for Assault on Moron in the Cross Walk!"
On a side note...Have a nice day!
6/17/08
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You're my hero! Fricken d-bags! I'll come bail you out of jail. ;o)
You're my hero! Fricken d-bags! I'll come bail you out of jail. ;o)
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